Strictly Anonymous
John and his wife Stephanie are still swinging but Stephanie is looking for something new.  John calls in and explains why their last “episode” was unfulfilling and what he has in store next for Stephanie.  He also spills some juicy stories from Stephanie’s past that explain why she’s so into what she’s into now.  Tune in for all the details.
 
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Sex Addict Brandon (episode 11) was "sober" for over 3 years but he recently fell off the wagon and he fell off pretty hardcore.  In one week he went from being completely monogamous to screwing a 20 year co-worker, to doing 5 women in one day to screwing a trannie.  Listen in for all the detials. 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:10pm EST

On this episode you'll meet Cole and Hunter from MaverickMen.com. Cole and Hunter have been together for over 10 years and are famous for their online videos of their real-life sex-capades together as well as with other hot guys. They discuss everything from how they turned their XTube videos into a hugely successful brand, to what they believe are the keys to having a truly successful open relationship.  They get deep about their views on sex and relationships and, whether you're gay or straight, you'll learn a lot from them.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:34pm EST

Photographer Andrew Einhorn has made a career out of finding regular women on the street and talking them into getting totally naked for him.  How does he know who to approach? How does he get them to agree to get undressed? Has he ever had sex with any of the women he's shot? Listen in to hear the answers as well as some behind the scene scoopage. 

Andrew has published three books; Naked Happy Girls, Bubble Bath Girls and Coast to Coast and his TV show Naked Happy Gilrs airs on the Playboy channel. You can check out some of his hot shoots here: http://vimeo.com/nakedhappygirls

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Craigslist Phil (episode 21) calls in again to discuss his sexless marriage and how he creatively uses Craigslist to cope with it.  Kathi's cousin Stephanie also calls in and asks Phil some questions she feels weren't answered on the first episode.  Is he still on a break from "cheating" on his wife, how many people respond to the ads he posts, is he ready to go "all the way", would polygamy make us all happier? Listen in to hear the answers to these questions and a lot more. 

 

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On this call we welcome a drag queen named Chaka Khanvict into the studio and we grill him/her for all kinds of info.  We want to know what it's really like to be a drag queen and in the process we find out who Chaka Khanvict really is.  It turns out his real name is Phil and though he has a hard time opening up at first, we manage to find out what's really behind his over the top persona.  

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:50pm EST

John and his wife Stephanie are at it again. John calls in to give us the details of their most recent experiences which include a full swap with another couple they met at the beach, a gang rape scenerio with Rodney, his 3 friends and John, and full on sex  in the back of a pick up truck between Stephanie and two guys they met while grocery shopping.  Listen in for all the details.

 

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Ray K has been with over 100 escorts as well as famous porn stars and he calls in for the second time to give us the details about his hottest experiences. He talks about where he finds the best escorts, how much they charge, and what he gets to do with them when they arrive. He gets really detailed about some of his best experiences and discusses some of his worst. Tune in to hear it all. 

 

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Dick Ramit took part in his first gang bang on Halloween and he's been looking to take part in another one ever since.  He recently signed up for Adult Friend Finder in hopes to find what he's looking for but he hasn't had much luck. Listen in to hear the details of his first gang bang experience as well as our advice to him on how he should go about setting up the next gang bang.

 

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Ray K's wife hasn't been able to have sex with him for years and so he's been having sex with escorts on the side.  He's been with over 100 of them and he calls in to give us the details. Tune in to find out where to find the high class escorts, how much they charge, what really goes down when they show and a lot more.  

 

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Billy Bob is 52, unhappily married and he's crazy in love with a former escort. She started out as his escort, then they started dating and now he wants to leave his wife for her.  The problem is, he thinks she might be escorting again and her suspicious behavior is making him crazy. Is she telling the truth or is she up to her old tricks again? Listen in to hear all the details and then you can decide for yourself. Please note, Billy Bob requested that we distort his voice a bit so he would be unrecognizable.  

 

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John and his wife Stephanie are back to swinging and on this episode he shares the details of their latest sex sessions.  He starts off with details of a pretty hardcore, surprise gang bang involving Stephanie and 4 famous, well hung sports guys and then she dresses up and sleeps with one of her regulars and then he pawns her off on a 68 year old guy who she bangs as well while John is in the other room listening.  Tune in for all the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:52pm EST

In this episdoe Robert Kelly, the comedian and author of Cheat, calls in to discuss how he used to cheat, why he used to cheat and what it's like to no longer cheat anymore. We discusst cheating from every angle.  Is it ok to cheat? Are there different types of cheaters? Why do people cheat? Listen in for all the details.

Robert Kelly is currently Louie CK's brother on FX's Louie, he's also been featured on Comedy Central Presents, HBO's Tourgasm and he had a starring role on ABC's The Job with Denis Leary.  Robert often appears on The Opie and Anthony Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio and he has his own podcast called You Know What Dude! Check it out, it's hilarious.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:27pm EST

Tuna (from ep. #15) calls in with an update on the status of his love life and he eventually gets around to discussing the details about his secret foot fetish. Where does he go to worship feet? How much does it cost?  What are the girls wearing?..Tune in for the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:38pm EST

We get emails all the time from people who are looking for advice about all kinds of things, and on this episode we answer some of those emails.

We give advice to a guy who is dating an escort and having "issues", a guy who wants to  wear high heels out in public, a guy who wants to know when it's appropriate for the girl to pick up the tab, a young guy who's dating an older woman, a guy who wants to know how to jerk off longer and a guy who is trying to get his ex back.  

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:16pm EST

Phil has been married for over a decade to a woman who hates sex.  So, Phil uses Craigslist to hook up and engage in all kinds of interesting activities except for actual penetration.  He's swapped sex videos with other couples, watched other couples have sex in real life and has given multiple women massages with "happy ending."  He thinks this means he's not cheating, you might think otherwise. Tune in to for the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:56pm EST

Jose's 23 year old girlfriend has been acting strangely  for the past two weeks and he's convinced she's cheating on him. Is she cheating or is he just being paranoid? Tune in to find out.

 

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Robert, the sex addict who normally finds other women on Craigslist goes over to visit his ex wife and winds up banging her all night.  Is he going to get back with her? Was the sex better than when they were married? Listen in for all the details.

 

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Joe just moved to NYC and he's wondering where all the aggressive girls are. He's from North Carolina and apparantly none of the girls there were interested in taking the initiative when dating and that's what he's looking for. Will dating for him be different now that he's in NYC? Have the gender roles been changing and girls are more aggressive? Listen in to hear the debate.

 

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Passive Patty's ex dumped her for the woman he was cheating on her with about a year ago but she's still givnig him head whenever he wants it. They meet up mostly in cars and even though she knows it's wrong, she can't stop. Will she stop, can she stop, listen in for all the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:54pm EST

John calls in with another update and he has three stories he is eager to share. Him and his wife have moved on to the big league and are now swinging with a couple of Pro NBA players and their agent as well as the guy who set it all up.  Listen in for all the details.

 

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Tuna is 26 and he's never been in a relationship and he's worried that that will be a deal breaker for the right girl. He was rejected a lot when he was younger and basically gave up on trying to get girls. He hasn't tried to pick up a woman in over 5 years and he calls in looking for advice on how to get back in the game.  

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:41pm EST

Robert cheats and he likes to use Craigslist to find people to cheat with. He goes online to find women to bang as well as find guys who are interested in joining in. He's into anything and everything and he shares the details of his most recent dirty, sexual escapades with people he met online. Tune in as his total lack of boundaries makes for a very interesting podcast. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:10pm EST

Joe Cool, aka Snoops, is 23 and he recently met a 23 year old tranny who he is totally into. Unfortunately, he's not sure if she's totally into him. She recently blew him off and he calls in looking for advice on how to get her back. Listen in as we give him killer tactics on how to game her back to him.

 

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John calls in again to update on him and his wife's most recent swinging experiences. He fills us in on his wife's role playing scenerios with Rodney's friends, the details about the time she slept with another guy while he was out of town as well as an illegal situation they took part in that included a cheerleader outfit.  Tune in for the all the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:48pm EST

Our caller this week wants to be called Brandon Fassbender because he, just like the guy in the movie Shame, use to be a total sex addict.  He was into escorts, threesomes, foursomes, swing clubs and even trannies.  In this episode, he discusses his journey into sex addiction and explains how he went from meeting couples in AOL chat rooms to banging trannies and how he eventually cleaned his act up and got himself into a healthy, committed and monogamous relationship. 

 

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Mary used to be a Dominatrix and mostly dated male submissoves. Now that she's out of the fetish world, she is having trouble in the vanilla dating world.  She can't relate to "normal" guys but is that really her only problem? Is Mary even ready to date? Tune in to find out.

 

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Mara emails us complaining about her intimacy issues with guys but before we can even get into that, she tells us that she was once abducted by some guy and was forced to become a high priced escort?! No wonder she has issues with guys. Anyway, she tells us the details of the abduction as well as the scandalous situation that led her to the pimp who wound up abducting her. The story is so crazy that we almost didn't believe her. Listen so you can decide for yourself.

 

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Remember John from episode 005? He was the guy who wanted to watch his wife have sex with another guy but we advised him not to.  Well, he totally didn't listen to us and in this episode he fills us in on their first, threesome experience.  Listen in to get the full details of how it got started, what exactly happened and how it has effected their sex life.  

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:49pm EST

Marla not only found us on craigslist, she also found her boyfriend's "looking for sex" ads on there as well.  Besides the Craigslist ads, Marla has snooped her way into a ton of evidence that her BF is cheating but for some reason she still isn't convinced.  Is she in denial or is she just not ready to leave him?  Listen in for the detials so you can decide.

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:48pm EST

007 is having trouble picking up girls and his friends think it's because he's stuck up. Does being stuck up hurt your chances with women? Or does it help your chances? Listen in to hear our thoughts and our advice for our cocky caller.

 

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John's wife Stephanie used to be very promiscuous before he married her and he loves to hear stories about her having sex with other guys. Now he actually wants to watch her have sex with other guys. Can he get her into it? Will she bang other guys in front of him?  It seems like maybe she already has. Listen in to hear the detials of what they've been doing to spice up their sex life. 

 

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Keyser Soze has a fetish. He only wants to go down on women and he calls in looking for places, other than the swing clubs he's been attending, where he can meet a woman who would be into it. Is that really the whole story or is there something else going on? Listen in to find out what's underneath his oral fetish.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EST

We don't know much about bondage but we manage to give "Powerman" some very good advice.  Listen in as he talks about his secret, double life in the BDSM world.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:44pm EST

Anonymous caller "King Tut" is 19 and he's secretly banging his bf 35 year old sister-in-law and he has no one to talk to about it. Listen in as he spills the details.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:34pm EST

Joe the Married guy isn't really married anymore. He's separated, but he's still lives with his ex even though she has a new BF. Sound complicated?  It is and so is Joe. Listen in as he tries to explain what's really going on.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:54pm EST